Car crash romance was in the air at One Sunset Lounge in Hollywood when our PR buddies over in LA threw an all-night Valentine's Day Burnout blow-out.

Nicole Eggert declines Craig's offer to take her to Paradise.

The event was rammed beyond capacity with celebrity couples getting cosy on the couch to sample the pleasures of going head-to-head in Paradise. Having their Mugshots taken were the likes of 'Sabrina The Teenage Witch' star, Melissa Joan Hart and her Grammy-nominee hubby Mark Wilkerson, and hosts for the evening were the stars of 'The Hills', Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, US reality TV's hottest pairing.

The real star of the show, of course, was our own Craig who was shipped over as a special treat for the assembled throng. As Lead Designer on Burnout Paradise, we don't let Craig out much, but when he's off the leash all those Welsh pheromones he stores up in his armpits are released, "Lynx Effect"-style, and the ladies can't help but fall under his manly spell.

Here we see him charming former Baywatch honey and Miss Universe, Nicole Eggert with his mastery of which-way-is-up on an Xbox 360 controller.

What a hunk. We wish we could all be Craig.

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